Model Dana Lisa (35) escort Palmerston North

Palaung

Been considering booking Dana Lisa for a while but then she left. I opted to give it another shot since she finally came back to San Jose. Lookswise unfortunately wasn’t for me, but she does make up for it with her attitude.

Farish

THE PROLOGUEThis is a scam where a punter, an experienced one such as myself, falls victim to a bait and switch to a transsexual! It’s a long review but you are advised to read it even if you are not interested in the girl in the pictures of the original advert for educational purposes. I chose to narrate the experience in sufficient detail so that other punters catch on the several key points of the scam from a first person point of view and hopefully identify them in case they find themselves in a similar situation. Believe me. It is really easy to take wrong decisions while on a punt. You don’t have the luxury of in depth analytical thinking there. And remember that most scams also work where the victim has the sense that has devised a safe-proof routine or is acting smartly. An abridged version of the story is given at the end.THE ADVERTThe girl who I booked to meet was "Stunning Dana Lisa" who at the time of booking advertised at £150 per hour. As you can see, the person in the pictures is a genuine woman, or at least appears to be such, and very pretty one too. This is a link to one of her pictures 84.244.135.41//b/o/259155.jpg(just copy paste in the address box)THE COMMSI called but was told that she was busy and that she can communicate only through texts. Which as most of you already know is a common excuse given by receptionists. But anyway as this is quite common I continued the conversation. In a rather odd development the receptionist messed up the numbers at some point and ended a text with Dana Lisa’s flatmate name “kisses YSA SENSUAL”. Anyhow as I knew I was dealing with a receptionist from the get go I didn’t quite mind. I actually found it somewhat relieving that Dana Lisa’s flatmate was an established girl like Ysa. However there was now a price problem. Ysa is priced £200 per hour and Dana Lisa at the time was £150 and I am now told that Dana Lisa charges £200 too. But anyway after a rather lengthy text conversation with the receptionist confirming explicitly that Dana Lisa and Ysa are different persons, that Dana Lisa is the girl in the pics, that the services, price and everything are all as advertised I confirmed a booking for one hour with Dana Lisa for £150.THE STORYAscended to the second floor, knocked the flat door and the receptionist, a chubby redhead girl, opened. I asked where Dana Lisa was and was told to wait in the living room for her for 2 minutes, meanwhile being offered a beer. Three minutes passed and a girl comes to greet me. But instead of Dana Lisa the one who came was Ysa. Ysa is very pretty. In her late 20s or early 30s I reckon but with her make-up on she looked fabulous. From the little portion of her face that is revealed in her blurred pictures on her profile I didn’t expect Ysa to be THAT much beautiful. She really looked stunning. And her body was as in her pictures. 84.244.135.41//b/o/259995.jpg (just copy paste in the address box)My first thought was that I was going to be switched to Ysa who would then ask me £200 as per her profile. But that was not the case. In hindsight I wish it was. Ysa had other plans for me. She led me to a bedroom to show me “my date”. I expected to see Dana Lisa, you know, the girl who I booked, but instead I was presented another person who was introduced to me as Laura. Mid to late 20s, though was self-introduced as a 20 year old, around 5’11 tall, dress size 8 and very small natural boobs. 34AA I reckon. Facially was above average, though had a little high forehead. Sure many would find Laura’s appearance attractive but is not my type and besides I don’t like at all being switched. Especially to worse looking escorts than the ones I have booked. And particularly when the fee is relatively high. I could perfectly accept to see Ysa for £200 as the mix up in the comms had me prepared for a switch to Ysa and besides I quite fancied Ysa anyways.I was incredibly reluctant to accept the switch so I asked repeatedly where Dana Lisa was and I was told she was busy in the other bedroom with another client. A believable excuse as you could hear the voices from sex in the adjacent bedroom. But what about my own booking with Dana Lisa at the same time, hah Anyway it was time for decisions so before taking any I wanted to see that Dana Lisa, the girl in the profile pics, was really present in the premises or whether the pictures are fake and the profile had changed hands. My request was refused as she was busy with another client and it would be unprofessional to interrupt. Aha! While double booking me and switching me is perfectly professional, rightI was about to leave but here come the big guns! Ysa who clearly seemed to be in charge of this little brothel tried to convince me by seduction to stay with Laura. She started French kissing me and grabbing my cock over the trousers to get me hard, which I have to say she succeeded. She then proposed a deal. Me to stay with Laura and in my next visit to have a free 30 minute extension with Dana Lisa. That is an offer she completely proposed by herself. I want to underline this point. Also Ysa agreed for Laura who supposedly normally charges £200 per hour to charge only £150. Laura also agreed my time with her to be full 60 sexual minutes starting after the shower time and after any initial timewasting interaction like for example going to store the cash. Laura was also going to include anal sex which supposedly is normally an extra and confirmed doing all the services listed on Dana Lisa’s likes on AdultWork including DFK and OWO.So, finally, although with extreme reluctance, I agreed to stay for 1 hour and I paid 150 pounds. After my shower and Laura’s 2 minute little visit to another room our time started. At this point Laura was dressed with bra and thong. We started with kissing. On the lips only, not with tongue. After one or two minutes of this Laura removed the bra to reveal a pair of small 34AA natural tits and proceeded to put on a condom on my cock to give me a blowjob. So what about the agreed OWO I was told that it was going to be offered a bit later. “After we meet each other a little more”. Aha! The blowjob lasted 3 minutes and was incredibly poorly executed. Honestly that was by far the worst blowjob I have ever received in my life. Much worse even than the blowjobs I received from my teen-hood girlfriends who at least were virgins or very inexperienced at the time. Nonetheless I got hard and as the BJ was shit and therefore bad to continue with it, I asked Laura to remove the panties to start sex.BUT THEN LAURA DROPS THE BOMB. She told me. “Before we have sex I should let you know I am a T-girl!” WHAT! OK, now I have had enough shit. That was the breaking point. I was first switched to begin with but now a TS Are you fucking kidding me I immediately said I am terminating the booking and started dressing up. I thought as a solution for the money issue to pay £50 more and spend the rest of the time with Ysa who I really fancied. Ysa came to the room and I explained to her that my booking with Laura cannot be completed as a matter of principle. Despite her best efforts to change my mind the booking was ended. It had to.So we moved to the adjacent bedroom. The one that Dana Lisa was supposedly using previously. It had just been freed. There was actually a girl still in there when I entered. She was preparing to leave. And you guessed right. This girl wasn’t Dana Lisa either! So to make it clear for those who lost plot. THE GIRL IN THE PICS APPEARING ON STUNNING Dana Lisa’S ADULTWORK PROFILE IS A COMPLETE BAIT. SHE IS NOT BEHIND THE PROFILE ANYMORE AT ALL. SHE DOESN’T EXIST. KAPUTT!Anyway I was already in damage limitation so the discovery of yet another lie has stopped bothering me by this point. All I wanted was to at least get my money’s worth back. Once in the bedroom alone with Ysa, I gave her £50 to complete the £200 total. She acted strange, said “no, what’s this” and asked £200. I said “What about the £150 I have already paid She said “nooooo you already enjoyed Laura! And if you like go back and finish your hour with her”. What! So you first advertise a fake profile, then you switch me to a totally different and a worse looking person who then turns out to be a trannie and all that is acceptable Besides I haven’t “enjoyed” Laura at all. All I got was a 3 minute shitty blowjob.Now I am insisting to get the money I paid to Laura back. Ysa called Laura to explain what service I received and after telling her, Ysa thought that a refund of £50 would be sufficient. But no fucking chance would I have left without at least getting £100 back and Laura had the courtesy to return £100 without causing any trouble. At this point Ysa suspected they would all get negative feedback and to sweeten the deal she proposed again the bogus “free 30mins extension on my next visit to Dana Lisa” or even with herself. A free 30min extension with the Dana Lisa who DOES NOT EXIST or Ysa who at that very moment was refusing a £50 discount. Sometimes I wonder. Prostitutes must be taking punters for complete idiots. And I know well all those compensation offers made by prostitutes. They are NEVER fulfilled. But just in case I sent a text a couple of days later to arrange a 1.5 hour booking with Ysa for £200. You guessed right. No response. Tried again later. No success either.Another thing worth mentioning is that before leaving the flat Laura remarked that I was the first to ever walk from all this. “They always stay!” she exclaimed. Which means this is a REPEATED CON! A few days later I discovered that the trannie who was introduced to me as Laura and denied having a profile on Adultwork when asked actually does have a profile after all and actually an old one. Since 2009! Goes by the name TS Lauren PradoTS Lauren Prado = Adultwork 688036Laura/Lauren does look pretty feminine. Looked like in the following photo from his/hers profile84.244.135.46/G12/5343132.jpgI have to say that the text on Lauren’s Adultwork profile must be outdated as it says that Lauren is a pre-op transsexual. Though I haven’t seen him/her, without his/her panties I don’t think that she/he, sHe, has a penis. If sHe does have a penis it must be the smallest micropenis ever. There was nothing bulging down there. Besides during our conversation after it was revealed sHe is a TS sHe said that “her pussy is very tight and that besides her pussy I can have her arse”. So both holes seemed to be available. The profile exists since 2009 and probably until recently sHe was still a pre-op. I don’t know but given what I saw I believe sHe is a now a post-op TS. SHe can very easily pass for a female and even has natural boobs. The latter actually surprised me as I didn’t think it was possible for a man to grow natural female boobs but after goggling I found out that apparently it is something quite common amongst T-girls.THE ABRIDGED VERSIONI booked a natural born girl and I was switched to a feminine looking trannie. A post-op one most likely. The booking was terminated when I found out but even after demanding my money back I was only refunded partially. So not only was I deceived to have a sexual interaction with a trannie, something that is totally against my principles, I even paid for it! And it was not even a good sexual experience while it lasted. All in all I wasted £50 on a very poor 3-minute blowjob by a TS. As for that filthy lying scambug Ysa Sensual. It is not a coincidence that she raised her fee from £150 to £200 during the last year. She is now a madam of her own brothel and doesn’t need to escort much anymore. She rather prefers to switch punters to her several employees and get paid without breaking a sweat. So beware while booking Ysa. You may end up switched to the transsexual Lauren too.(I know Punternet does not allow reviews about TS but this is different. This is not just a review. This is an alert about a very serious scam)

Shogged

Very late putting this up, just forgot.We started with a drink and chat on the sofa then she asked what I like etc....Started with OWO and she's verrrry good at that. Slow and nice build up, then we moved to the bed and carried that on. She was so good I wanted to finish in her mouth on the first pop.Recovered a bit, little bit more chatting (her friend seemed to pop in and out the flat at this point, but was gone at the end). Sometimes you just don't click sexually with someone and through no fault of Dana Lisa, I think this was the case.Ended up finishing CIM again and left bouncing.....She has lots of great reviews as Dana Lisa23 on the "other" site and deserves them.

Nonfunctional

Saw her ad on eros. Wanted to give her a try. She speaks no english and doesnt understand it either. Total waste of time. Not being able to communicate with her killed the whole mood.

Quickstep

I had seen her ads on other sites and her pictures on her website and was smitten. Email sent to her assistant who was prompt and professional. Moved to text once verified for final arrangements. Dana Lisa is the real deal. Go with confidence.

Hollier

Dana Lisa pops up on the board from time to time in my area. She's in the age range I like, looked pretty good in her pics, and has nice reviews so I decided to give her a shot. Easy set up for a half hour session. Immediately got the room # when I arrived and I was on my way.Girl in the pics answered the door and I we were on our way.Nice time, would repeat. VIP's read on

Pat

Saw her while she was in Bellevue this year…agency is top tier,she is the girl in the photos with PS, easy setup, and always a great time…She dressed in the white, knows how to use eye contact and knows how to please

Mandie

I was sitting around one day, didn't have anything to do and decided to use The Erotic Review's SEARCH option to find the ideal woman suited my tastes. I'm really not very picky when it comes to providers...Weight in proportion to height (or in the general neighborhood) is fine. Clean. A not completely disgusting incall place...That's about it.But, in this case I was very particular and entered age, breast size, looks, build, performance, available daytime and all the other things I'd like to see in this less than perfect world.Catagories like hair, tattoos and piercings were left blank because that's not important to me. I'd prefer a non smoker, but that would rule out 95% of all providers, so I left that blank too. Even the ones who smokes yes-but not during session still smell like smoke anyway, or at least their place does.After entering all the criteria desired, the first name to pop up was Dana Lisa Wolf.After contacting her and giving her a reference, she texted back and said we were good to go! After reading her stats, I saw she was a non smoker...BIG PLUS.She was patient with me scheduling, canceling and rescheduling which was nice of her, but I just did it once, not five times.We made an appointment for a weekday, afternoon appointment. I then arrived at a clean, safe area, north side apartment building.Non-VIPs: Dana Lisa is great. A wonderful, relaxing experience from an attentive, beautiful woman. HIGHLY recommended! A definite repeat. Every day...lol...I wish.VIPs: Read on for the juicy deets...

Peen

Was feeling a bit glum after pulling a sickie. Needed cheering up so decided to phone ahead for a 30 min appointment with Dana Lisa - first time with her.Nice oil massage on the back. Asked to turn over for the fun to begin. Went for the full GF experience with kissing, oral without and reverse oral.Revealed the bangers - very nice firm pair. Was invited to have a little suck.Nice leisurely oral without got me going in no time - she was quick to point out how hard I was - she was indeed correct - her wonderful technique had me throbbing. A bit of reverse oral and then more oral and hand relief to finish.Short post cum chat and then I was shown the door. Very nice experience all in all - £95 all in was more expensive though than what I paid for a similar service at the same establishment - not sure what's going on there !